Research On Capsule Machine No. ■

Preface As we all know, the Golden Hour is notorious for its many appalling entertainment facilities, with the Golden Capsule Machine being one of the worst. My companions and I will start a challenge of inserting 50 Aideen Tokens consecutively into the machine and record the outcome of each game to reveal The Family's conspiracy regarding the odds of winning the prize. 1st Trial Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token normally. Outcome: Clockie Pizza (single slice) ×1 Comment: I suspect they have lowered the odds of winning the prize again. 2nd Trial Method: Wash my hands with the roadside fountain before inserting 1 Aideen Token. Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" ×1 Comment: I wouldn't eat it even if it came free. 3rd Trial Method: Drink a bottle of SoulGlad before inserting 1 Aideen Token. Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" ×1 Comment: See? No one would want to spend on this crap! ... 9th Trial Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token and the two of us pull the lever together. Outcome: Credit ×500 Comment: That's not bad. A decent, conscientious effort from them. ... 14th Trial Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token, dance in circles three times, drink three bottles of SoulGlad on a handstand, then pull the lever. Outcome: Sliced Cake "Stargazer" ×500 Comment: Fishsticks! ... 23rd Trial Method: Insert 1 Aideen Token, curse the Great One whom The Family believes in, then pull the lever. Outcome: ■■■■ ■■■■■■ ×1 Comment: Is this actually included in the prize list? No, something isn't right... Stop the trials!