Flyer with a Smiley Face

Look at you, following your curiosity and destiny to pick up this very flyer. We know you're looking for a bit of comfort. Maybe you're just weary of a life that never changes, or perhaps you're barely hanging on through a rough patch? We've got the answer. Don't run off just yet. I promise this isn't a scam involving dodgy meds or some amulets that'll cost you 80% of your credits. The "answer" we're talking about is the most natural thing in the universe, something every living being understands by instinct.... ...A smile. You might argue, "How can I smile when I'm not even happy?" You've got it backward! Believe it or not, it actually works the other way around. Keep a smile on your face, and happiness will come knocking at your door. Let me tell you a story: Not long ago, there was a ploo who ran a shop. He opened early and closed late, but hardly anyone ever visited. He wasn't making many credits, so he spent his days moping, which only made people stay away even more. Then he found our flyer (the previous version — we're always updating our stories!). He was skeptical, but he figured his life couldn't get any worse, so he gave it a shot. He started smiling at every customer. People began to talk, wondering what good news he was hiding. It was working, but he soon realized that smiling all the time is hard work and started to have second thoughts. When we heard about his struggle, we rushed over to give him as much help as possible. Soon after, his shop was seeing a thousand times more customers than before. To this day, he's still smiling from the bottom of his heart. What a result! Getting interested? If you want to know the secret to keeping a smile on your face at all times, just ask... (The following pages are torn off.)