Arma Correctional Body Wash

The prisoners scrimped and saved the fatty meat from their meals, then used their ingenuity to procure alkali and bottom ash from the prison kitchen, only to produce one such bottle of body wash after several months of effort. Admittedly, the quality is far from what you can buy outside, and occasional quality control issues do occur, but each drop of it is a condensed essence of the inmates' unfettered craftsmanship. "Isn't this exactly the kind of marketing you short-life species love?"